Jack Bauer is a man on a mission. As the protagonist of the electrifyingly gripping television show 24, he is almost single handedly responsible for saving the world (but mainly America) from exploits of hardened criminals, terrorists and general troublemakers. He hardly has time for fun, frivolities or a sense of humour. However, if he were to ever crack a joke in an attempt to force an upside down frown, it would probably be along the following lines:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
HUGH WILL TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!
Kim hasn't lost her virginity, I found it and put it back.
Lemons? Life gives me whatever fruit I ask for.
And finally:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was necessary.
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